I am Mark Hardigan. Mark for short. M if you’re really starving for time. I own this blog. I am a fifty-foot long pink dragon who breathes flaming marshmallow and eats only the finest of ballerinas—in my mind. In reality, I am a struggling college student and aspiring writer/jedi/sith/world emperor/sex god/dolphin. The last one is proving challenging, all with the lack of fins and other dolphiny apparatuses.
This is my blog. I write things. Watch me write things. Watch me write about writing things. Watch me write about world news, politics, dolphins, general things full of awesome and my every day life, which is not filled with as many explosions, laser-carrying wolves and cavalry bears as I would like.
I’ve been told my sarcasm is epic. I’ve also been told I have rabies by a random homeless man. Take it as you will.
Read my stuff. Or I will eat you in your sleep. The end.